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The President’s Feast




At a signal from a white glove, the feast begins.


Carried in on salvers, shoulder-high

By braided flunkies

Thick squeaking slices of torchon ham

With mustard slipping on the lip.


Thick white flesh of hake

With warm wet flakes

Placed among low tables.

A gentle tug – 

Dull metal forks and spoons

washed and wiped a thousand times –

A liquor peels off the flesh and pools

Amid the buttery oils of dressing.


A thousand shell curves of mussels 

Cup into one another 

Flecked with samphire.


As the sun bleeds into the western sky

Nightingales ignite the twilight

With languid melody

Echoing through the cedar trees

Which edge the royal platform


The day-long heat lingers on brows

As beads of sweat.

The drooping day proposes shade.

The President and his companions

Lying down

Absorb a cooling ale.


Light winds susurrate 

The languorous grasses

That grow beneath the terebinths,

Preluding the effervescing beers

Brought to their couches

And their thin, exhausted lips.


A distant echo.


Sleeping Agamemnon’s Mycenae mask.

The round of beaten gold

Holds sway on the cerulean sea

With its all-seeing oyster eye.

Inside the cooling wood

Clytemnestra slices open, with a single cut,

The royal windpipe. 

Aegisthus skulks and smiles. 


The sound of 

Sluiced saliva dripping drops

From gums and cheeks 

Sucked down with fresh fish soup

Chowder clink and chowder clunk

From ceramic oriental spoons

And languid langoustines 

Disport on terracotta plates

Curled in unison.


Segmented membranes of grapefruit

Acidic lemon rind, pith, 

Bursts of juice encapsulated in 

Capsules of bitterness.

Acetic clamp of jaw,

Narrowing of eyes – 

Seeing tightness.


Thick steaks of still-bleeding sirloin

Seared outside, raw within,

Small jugs of sauce add heat

And scarlet scald to the plate – 

Palette sliced open.

Flesh stretched tight with scorching heat.


Whirlpools of rhubarb strands

Float on bowls of thick yoghurt.

Cloying clotted cottage cheese

Studded with ruby beads of pomegranate.


Processing salvers carrying

Glacial breaks of crumbling cheese

Piquant crotons smooth-pressed and

Snow-white spheres of dulcet chevre

Leaking milk-white liquor-whey.

Blue-veined sharper tangs

From denser segmented Roquefort – 

A salty mineral deposit 

Grips across the tongue.


Rough-hewn slices from hand-kneaded loaves, 

Slathered thick with 

Salting butter

Process among the couches.


Upon another salver

Cream rills of fish fat separate

Flaking pink salmon 

Encircled with green cumbers.


Cooling quaffed ale floods the mouth

With gentle bitter hops. A-gulping down.

Relieves intensity.


Leafy folds and flaps of chlorophyl

Wrap around the teeth and tongue

Stained with garlic mustard and oil


Tea tannins tighten the 

Glossopalatine arch

Sting the uvula

Rasp the buds

Slide across the teeth

Of the modern feasting Belshazzar

And his sweating court.


Rich brown Olmec chocolate – 

Xocolatl solids cloy upon his tongue.


And then, ghostlike, the hand appears.

Disembodied it crawls across the 

Lapis and turquoise tiles,

And scrawls once more

‘Mene mene tekel upharsin’ it begins.


The frozen silence sinks all sense.


A foreign servant decodes the words.

“You have been weighed in the balance,

And found wanting.”


“You have stewarded the earth

And made it desert.

“You have invented droughts

And tortured land.

“Drills of vines are

Wizened, gnarled and dead.

“Floods wash away the land.

“You feast on what the tilth 

And salt sea bore. 

You feast in the face of 

What you have produced – death.”


The purple mangosteen,

Cargoed from India

Accompanies the bloated President 

To his sanctum

Where he voids

Into a golden bowl

Returns with

Vomit on his chin

And laughter in his eyes.


He rolls onto his couch

and the feast resumes.


Courtiers, in sycophantic sympathy,

Who had held their breaths

Begin to breathe again.


Hell bent on self-destruction

Read the words

Boustrophedon.


Outside,

The tide rises higher.

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